[Powderworks] Re: THESE SHOULD NOT BE FORGOTTEN YEARS - AN OILSLIVE PROJECT
Thu, 18 Sep 2003 12:15:22 -0700
Herman, you are the "proud" owner of ONE CD player?
Just ONE? Well... I'm sorry, but:
You are hereby notified that due to your inadequate
and ineffective consumption and use of mass-produced
personal technology equipment, specifically your
failure to maintain the required minimum of TWO (2)
compact-disc audio playback devices (one located in
or near your primary residence, and one attached to
your primary form of vehicular transportation), your
membership in the 21st century will be REVOKED,
effective immediately, unless your single player is
of the portable variety and is securely affixed to
your person, in which case your membership in the
21st century will be granted provisional status, as
long as said player contains a Midnight Oil disc.
From: ... Mathias Hermansson
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2003 11:37 PM
To: firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com
Subject: RE: [Powderworks] Re: THESE SHOULD NOT BE FORGOTTEN YEARS - AN
Anyone else but me thinking "This guy makes far too much money!" at this
/Herman - proud owner of ONE (1) CD-player...