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[Powderworks] MNOC:Free trip to Oz in echange for sperm!

Mathias Hermansson hermanator51 at hotmail.com
Thu Dec 18 03:09:48 MST 2003

This sounds like The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy to me!

(In the fifth book called "Mostly Harmless" Arthur Dent earns first class 
tickets on interstellar flights in exchange for sperm donations since he is 
the only known male of his species in tha known universe and he end up 
becoming a father of a girl named "Random" so think twice before accepting 
this offer...)


>Greetings Virile Workers and Potential Donors,
>Here's one from beyond the mystic portal, and I swear I am not making this 
>Our local university and CBC radio is advertising for sperm donors. A 
>fertility clinic in Albury, NSW, Australia is so desperate for sperm donors 
>that they are recruiting in Calgary. The 'lucky' volunteers will receive a 
>free round trip ticket to Oz, paid accomodations in Albury and a CAD $150 
>per diem. All this in echange for making donations every second day for two 
>weeks. After meeting his obligations, the weary but satisfied donor is free 
>to roam the countryside, with or without his beloved apparatus.
>So where are all those red-blooded Australian males? Apparently NSW just 
>passed a law requiring donors to register, thus raising potential issues of 
>paternity, confidentiality, etc. This caused Ozzie men to stay away in 
>The connection to Calgary? One of the clinic staff is a Calgarian. So if 
>you're between 18-40, fit, willing to have your information recorded, and 
>desiring to do your bit to propogate the race, log on to CBC and follow the 
>bruce in calgary, fertility capital of the world
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